One day, after getting tired of being made fun of by all the other hackers, he decided to finally take a look at BASH.
His first thoughts were 'Bash? Bash Windows? Oh those violent script kiddies!'. After finishing hundreds of online tutorials,
he accidentally (obviously)found a flag. His next status update was ' The script kiddies will never be able to get the flag from this password protected binary.
How dare he call you and us 'script kiddies'?! Take him down.